TSA AGENTS STOP MAN WITH DEAD COUGAR IN LUGGAGE
Sorry, only one carrion per passenger.
MAN BEATS UP ATM WHEN IT GIVES HIM TOO MUCH MONEY
Stop giving me money.
MAINE WAITRESS GETS BIG TIP, MEETS JOHN TRAVOLTA
The very same day.
AUDIO: GRANDMA AND GRAMPA BUSTED WITH 60 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA
Grandma, what big pupils you have!
GOLD BARS HIDDEN IN CAT BOX STOLEN
How could this plan have gone wrong?
UNICORN FROOT LOOPS
Magic cupcake flavor!
CONSTANTLY BARKING DOG SHOT BY THE VETERINARIAN NEXT DOOR
People – control your pets.
AUDIO: SEA TURTLE RESCUED, TRAPPED AMONG FLOATING BALES OF COCAINE
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…