ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER LET TEENS DROP LSD IN HER HOME

An Ohio elementary school teacher faces charges after she let kids trip on acid inside her home. Amy Panzeca, 48, of Springboro, teaches fifth grade at Five Points Elementary School. Authorities allege that she knew that her teenage son was selling LSD in their home to about 20 or 30 other teenagers, but did nothing to interfere with his drug dealing. She also was allegedly aware the kids would do the drugs at her home.
* At least she wasn’t having sex with them. Was she?
* Cafeteria kids: don’t drink the brown milk!
* This puts a whole new spin on “taking a class trip.”
* Next she’s going to want a tie-dye prison outfit.
* Taking a cue from the current political situation, I think both sides are to blame here.
* They should have known. Last year, instead of “How I Spent My Summer Vacation”, she made her students write an essay called, “Are You Experienced?”