MOUSE BAKED INTO CHICK-FIL-A BUN

Back in November, Ellen Manfalouti, 46, of Northampton, PA was eating a sandwich from Chick-fil-A in a conference room at work when, she says, “I felt something funny on the bottom of the bun. I turned it over. I said to [my co-worker], ‘They burned my roll really bad.’” She threw the sandwich on the table, and that’s when co-worker Cara Phelan noticed something in the sandwich. “I realized it was a small rodent of some sort. I could see the whiskers and the tail,” Phelan says. Manfalouti’s attorney, William M. Davis, said the experience was terrible for his client. “It … had a horrible effect on Ms. Manfalouti, who is still trying to move past both the immediate physical shock and nausea, as well as the lasting emotional shock of the incident.” Attorney Davis sent what was left of the tainted bun to a lab, which “confirmed the presence of a rat or mouse baked into the bun,” he says. Since then, both the bakery which made the bun and the franchise have stonewalled attempts to resolve the matter, and so now Davis has filed a lawsuit for $50,000 for the “extreme nausea” and anxiety Manfalouti suffered.
* If you think she suffered, imagine being the mouse.
* “Chick-fil-AAAY, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???” (or “Chick-fil-IYY-YII-YIIII!!!”)
* It’s really disturbing when you’re eating a dead animal and you find another dead animal hitching a ride.
* Maybe she should switch to Chuck E. Cheese’s. Or maybe not.
* Meanwhile, Bear Grylls wonders what all the fuss is about.