AUDIO: FUTURE MAN RETURNS TO WARN OF ALIEN INVASION
Alcohol was involved.
BANK TELLER SAYS "NO" TO ROBBER
And it worked.
WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND TO DEATH WITH FRYING PANS
She’ll probably fry for this.
STORES THAT WON'T BE OPEN ON THANKSGIVING
Stock up on your crates and barrels Wednesday, I guess.
GEORGIA WILLING TO CREATE A CITY NAMED AMAZON TO GET NEW AMAZON HEADQUARTERS
Now entering Amazon, pop. 50,000.
COUPLE REFUSED TO STOP HAVING SEX IN CAR
Car was rockin’, cop came knockin’.
THE BUNNY RANCH BRAVELY REMAINS OPEN IN THIS TIME OF TRAGEDY
How low can you go?
"SMOKE ON THE WATER" PRESERVED IN DNA FOREVER
Can “Free Bird” be far behind?
COSTCO EMERGENCY DISASTER FOOD KITS
Will last on the shelf for 25 years.
MONKEYS ON THE LOOSE IN LEBANON, OHIO
They’re too busy singing to put anybody down.