OHIO MAN HAD 111 CATS
I’m sure there was a good reason.
WEAR UGLY XMAS SWEATER TODAY, BOARD AIRLINES EARLY
It’s National Ugly Holiday Sweater Day.
COW ESCAPES MANGER SCENE, TWICE
Stage fright.
TALL GUY PRINTS UP CARD TO ANSWER CONSTANT HEIGHT QUESTIONS
“Do you play basketball?”
THE OLDEST GARBAGEMAN IN NEW YORK CITY
“You have to stay active.”
WALMART SELLING AN ARTIFICIAL MARIJUANA CHRISTMAS TREE
You have to light it up yourself.
TEACHER RESIGNS OVER JOKE MESSAGE THAT HE WOULD KILL CHILDREN IF THEY DIDN'T READ SILENTLY
They always fire the cool teachers.
SERIAL BURGLAR WEARS SANTA HAT
He’s a mean one.
CHUNK OF AIRPLANE ICE CRASHES THROUGH ROOF, LANDS ON BED
Not bathroom ice, not this time, anyway.