MAN AIMS FOR SNAKE, SHOOTS MOTHER-IN-LAW
Missed. Or did he?
DENVER AIRPORT INTRODUCES THERAPY CAT
To go with the therapy dogs.
COUNTERFEIT BARBIES INTERCEPTED
At the Canadian border.
MOM LEAVES KIDS AT HOME, TOURS EUROPE
Ages 6, 7, and two 12-year-olds.
NEW BASEBALL TEAM: THE MACON BACON
Summer college baseball league.
WITCH STORE OPENS IN KANSAS
Which store?
COLD KILLER CLOWN CASE CONCLUDED, CLARIFIED, CLOSED
The girlfriend did it.
ABANDONED BABY AND CASH FOUND NEXT TO HIGHWAY
Oh, is THAT where I left it?