WOMAN BITTEN BY COPPERHEAD IN RESTAURANT
In Virginia.
DUMP TRUCK RUNS OVER OCCUPIED PORTAPOTTY
On his second day of work.
SCHOOL BUS DRIVER FIRED FOR PICKING UP HITCHHIKER
It was a kid’s parent, and her dog.
WALMART TO DELIVER GROCERIES RIGHT TO YOUR REFRIGERATOR
No way this can go wrong.
THE CHOCOLATE SPA
In Hershey, Pennsylvania, of course.
STARBUCKS' MAPLE PECAN LATTE
Smells like pancakes.
TRIX RETURNING TO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, COLORS
Screw that health crap.
SUSPECT ASKS TO BE PUNCHED
Four times.
ASSAULT WITH A LOAF OF BREAD
It’s a Wonder no one was hurt.