BABY BORN ON SUBWAY PLATFORM
Brooklyn Bridge station.
MAN STUCK IN MANHOLE FOR THREE DAYS
It’s why they call them manholes, I guess.
DISGRUNTLED MAN SPRAYS FECES OVER STORE PRODUCE
In South Carolina.
WOMAN WHO WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS
Well, I’m convinced.
NAKED MAN IN MALL MASSAGE CHAIR
In New Jersey.
3-YEAR-OLD BOY LEFT BEHIND AT CORN MAZE EXPLAINED
It’s kind of a funny story. Ha ha.
BIRD NEST SMUGGLER CAUGHT
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