WOMAN SUES COMPANY OVER RESTRICTED USE OF TOILET PAPER
A tissue issue.
AUDIO: TEEN CAUGHT SMUGGLING BENGAL TIGER CUB FROM MEXICO
He followed me home?
AUDIO: WHOLE FOODS LOWERING PRICES
Finally, affordable kale chips.
UNITED PILOT FREAKS OUT PASSENGERS
“He seemed angry.”
AUDIO: WOMEN GLUED TOGETHER AT THE PINKY FINGERS
(Unlicensed) couples therapy.
BOY SCOUTS ACCUSED OF POACHING GIRL SCOUTS
Be prepared… for a lawsuit.
CHEERLEADERS FORCED TO DO SPLITS
Like 9th grade isn’t painful enough.
PARENTS PLEDGE: NO SMART PHONES UNTIL 8TH GRADE
This’ll work.