WOMAN SUES COMPANY OVER RESTRICTED USE OF TOILET PAPER

A Brooklyn, New York, publicist is suing her company over a bathroom policy that restricted the amount of toilet paper she could use. Tracey Boudine, 50, says in a new lawsuit that her bosses at WISE Public Relations endlessly ridiculed her bathroom use. Boudine was “teased about her need to use the bathroom, and in particular, her need – as a woman – to use toilet paper more frequently when she did use the restroom. She claims the company imposed a limit on how much toilet paper she could use, although no such limitations were placed on male employees. Cut off from a sufficient supply of toilet paper, Boudine was “relegated to using nearby fast food restaurants and gym bathrooms” during her two years at the company, the suit says. Boudine also claims her superiors denied her access to more lucrative clients – instead giving them to male employees.
* But that career sabotage pales in comparison to the toilet paper issue.
* Let’s see the PR company try to spin this.
* Her bosses sound Charmin’.
* They called their company WISE, but it stands for We Idiots Suck Ethically.
* Only a judge can decide if the company will get off … Scott-free.
* I know you find this story absorbing, but let’s move on.