PAUL REVERE'S OUTHOUSE DISCOVERED
Quite the archaeological find.
AUDIO: STOP CALLING IT VELCRO
They prefer “hook and loop”.
COLORADO WOMAN RECEIVES APOLOGY NOTE WITH $40 & HALF A JOINT
For a scratched bumper.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR PASSED AROUND PHOTOS OF THE DEAD
To gross out her friends.
DONUT SHOP OFFERS SCARY CLOWN DELIVERY
Ever had a Hurt’s Donut?
COLLEGE STUDENT LEFT BEHIND IN CAVE
Always carry a spare cave key.
WOMAN BITTEN BY COPPERHEAD IN RESTAURANT
In Virginia.
DUMP TRUCK RUNS OVER OCCUPIED PORTAPOTTY
On his second day of work.