"EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG" CHOMPS ON A LITTLE GIRL
On an airplane.
AUDIO: DADDY/DAUGHTER GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SONG
What rhymes with Thin Mints?
POLICE ARREST DICKFACE JOHNSON
It’s his alias.
TROLLEY DRIVER FAKED ATTACK FOR WORKER'S COMP
A Halloween beating.
DELTA AIRLINES KEEPS PASSENGERS SITTING IN PLANE 12 HOURS
In an ice storm.
PLUS-SIZE WOMAN RUNS MARATHONS
288 pounds.
BITTER EX-WIFE SETS FIRE TO HOME, BURNS 16 OTHERS
Very, very bitter.
BUDGET BILLIONAIRE BUILDING SPACE BALLOON BIVOUAC
Well, it sounds safe.
AUDIO: JEFF BEZOS BUILDING A SLOWWWWWW CLOCK
On a Texas mountain.