AUDIO: WOMEN GLUED TOGETHER AT THE PINKY FINGERS
Centralia, Washington police say 27-year-old Rachel Deckert attempted to turn herself in on Monday on an outstanding misdemeanor warrant for a driving under the influence case. She was turned away from the jail because she was attached to her girlfriend. They each had a pinky finger stuck in a piece of copper pipe, and they were glued in. The next day, Deckert returned, but she was still attached to her girlfriend. The women said they had been attached at the pinky for about a week as part of a couples therapy devised by their counselor – who surprisingly is NOT a doctor – so they could determine whether they could make it as a couple … or something like that. Efforts to unstick the women were not successful. The women were advised to seek medical attention and left police custody, still side by side.
* What the hell did I just read?
* They were advised to seek medical attention, or someone with a hacksaw.
* “I’m stickin’ with you, babe.”
* How do they sleep?
* Sleep? Heck, how do they wipe?
* They should make like Gwyneth Paltrow and get “consciously uncoupled”.
* Pinkies stuck in a copper pipe. Could be worse. Could be a pipe bomb.
CLIP: A bit of the Sugarland hit “Stuck on You”.
