FUNERAL DIRECTOR PASSED AROUND PHOTOS OF THE DEAD
To gross out her friends.
DONUT SHOP OFFERS SCARY CLOWN DELIVERY
Ever had a Hurt’s Donut?
COLLEGE STUDENT LEFT BEHIND IN CAVE
Always carry a spare cave key.
WOMAN BITTEN BY COPPERHEAD IN RESTAURANT
In Virginia.
DUMP TRUCK RUNS OVER OCCUPIED PORTAPOTTY
On his second day of work.
SCHOOL BUS DRIVER FIRED FOR PICKING UP HITCHHIKER
It was a kid’s parent, and her dog.
WALMART TO DELIVER GROCERIES RIGHT TO YOUR REFRIGERATOR
No way this can go wrong.
THE CHOCOLATE SPA
In Hershey, Pennsylvania, of course.