AUDIO: YOUTH HOCKEY COACH FIRED FOR OBSCENE PEP TALK
F— the players! F— their coaches! F— their wives!
WOMAN USES CASE OF PABST AS A WEAPON
PBR me, O-U-C-H!
A KEG OF HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH DRESSING
Order now for the holidays.
WIFE GIVES BIRTH AFTER HUSBAND CRASHES CAR
On panicked drive to the hospital.
SANTA CLAUS BUSTED WITH CRACK PIPE
Santa’s little helper.
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE APOLOGIZES FOR "HUNT FOR THE INDIAN" PROMOTION
Find the Indian, save 20%.
WOMAN STEALS NUNS' CHEESECAKES
Lead us not into temptation.
THREE MEN TICKETED FOR KISSING A POSSUM
Nature lovers.
WOMAN ON HORSEBACK GETS DUI
Hi-yo, Boduke!
THE $25,000 TACO
Sounds overpriced, but there’s civet poop involved.