MISSISSIPPI WORKING TO BAN FAKE URINE
The Mississippi Urine Trouble Act.
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S MILITARY PARADE
He still wants one.
MARINE CORPS LOWERS STANDARDS
Hiking is hard!
"EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG" CHOMPS ON A LITTLE GIRL
On an airplane.
AUDIO: DADDY/DAUGHTER GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SONG
What rhymes with Thin Mints?
POLICE ARREST DICKFACE JOHNSON
It’s his alias.
TROLLEY DRIVER FAKED ATTACK FOR WORKER'S COMP
A Halloween beating.
DELTA AIRLINES KEEPS PASSENGERS SITTING IN PLANE 12 HOURS
In an ice storm.
PLUS-SIZE WOMAN RUNS MARATHONS
288 pounds.
BITTER EX-WIFE SETS FIRE TO HOME, BURNS 16 OTHERS
Very, very bitter.