DAD SEES VIDEO OF SON STEALING XMAS DECORATIONS
And flies into town to nail him.
FEDERAL JUDGE OKAYS BIKINI BARISTAS
The bikini stand stands!
YOU TUBE HIRING 10,000 PEOPLE TO REVIEW VIDEOS
Welcome to Hell.
DOG BRINGS HOME HUMAN SKULL
Who’s a good boy?
RETAILERS SUED OVER "FLUSHABLE" WIPES
The clogs are wrecking sewer systems.
SHIPMENT OF ILLEGAL BOLOGNA STOPPED AT MEXICAN BORDER
Wurst smuggler ever.
GRANDMA TESTS OUT HER RICIN RECIPE ON THE NEIGHBORS
Granny’s breaking bad.
BAKERY OFFERS "PERIOD BROWNIES" SUBSCRIPTION
Just let them know when you’re expecting a visitor.
MAN BURNS DOWN THREE BLOCKS TRYING TO FORGE A SWORD IN HIS BACKYARD
Thanks, History Channel.