SUSPECT SINKS IN SWAMP MUD
Up to his neck.
MAN SHOOTING FLAMING ARROW FALLS OFF CLIFF
It was to be a romantic gesture for his wife.
SON TAKES MOM TO THE PROM
Not creepy at all.
BUTTERFLY STOLEN
The rare Blue Morpho.
MAN HITS TEEN WITH CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE
Chef Boyardee – a hit with kids!
HAWAIIAN FLOODS CAUSE ROAMING BISON
There are buffalo in Hawaii.
ROBBER BUSTED CARRYING GLUE GUN
A stick up.
STARBUCKS TO CLOSE FOR SENSITIVITY TRAINING
May 29. Mark your calendar.
SOUTHWEST AIRLINE ACCIDENT: WOMAN PARTIALLY SUCKED THROUGH BROKEN WINDOW
Gold-FINGAHHH!!! (wah-WAHHH wah)