MCDONALD'S ELIMINATING HAPPY MEAL CHEESEBURGER
NOW it’ll be healthy.
MAYOR ALLEGEDLY OFFERED SPEED BUMPS FOR SEX
Lantana, Florida.
FASHION SHOW COVERED FLOOR IN POPCORN
Calvin Klein.
POLICE CATCH LADY POOPER
This one was in Connecticut.
AUDIO: DRIVER DOING 100 MPH CLAIMED BMW GAS PEDAL STUCK
On I-95, for 40 miles.
U.S. ARMY GETTING RID OF GRENADE-THROWING CLASS
Armying is hard!
REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE'S PARENTS DONATE TO HIS OPPONENT
Lifelong Democrats.
COCKROACHES STOLEN
Perhaps it was for the pest.
HEY, LET'S TEST OUT THIS FLAK JACKET!
Said the 19-year-olds.
PASTOR FOUND IN CAR WITH TIED-UP NUDE MAN
“Counseling”