MAN BATTERS BOYFRIEND WITH BILLY BASS FISH
Bitchy AND kitschy.
PENN STATE UNIVERSITY BANS OUTDOOR CLUB FROM GOING OUTDOORS
Too dangerous, say the lawyers.
FIRST FULL MALE GENITAL TRANSPLANT
The private’s new privates.
WALMART TESTS OUT NEW DRESS CODE
Jeans! Non-white shirts!
FAMILY OFFERS $500 REWARD FOR LOST TEDDY BEAR
Snowflake needs her teddy.
SCHOOL WON'T LET LITTLE GIRL HAVE A "BEST FRIEND"
Not ‘inclusive’ enough.
LEAN CUISINE INTRODUCES NEW MEAL PLAN NAMED AFTER LARGE RODENT
Somebody just got fired, you bet.
HOMEOWNER FINDS NAKED WOMAN IN BATHTUB EATING CHEETOS
Dangerously cheesy!