PRINCIPAL IS PAYING 8TH GRADERS NOT TO FIGHT
$100 if they make it all year.
LAS VEGAS SETS UP WEDDING LICENSE KIOSK AT AIRPORT
A real timesaver!
84-YEAR-OLD WOMAN SHOOTS GUN AT NOISY NEIGHBOR CHILDREN
They were riding motorcycles.
OUTBACK WORKER FIRED FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT GETTING TIP ON $735 ORDER
A “misunderstanding”.
GOLF RESORT TO OFFER GOAT CADDIES
Hey, ba-a-a-a-g boy!
COLLEGE PROFESSOR UNAWARE THAT AUSTRALIA IS BOTH A COUNTRY AND A CONTINENT
Make that Online College “Professor”.
EAGLES FANS SPREAD LOVED ONES' ASHES AT PHILADELPHIA PARADE
Is it dusty in here?