BOY BITTEN BY SHARK IN TOURIST “SHARK ENCOUNTER”
When I was a kid, my dad threw me in a shark tank.
WORLD’S OLDEST DOG MAY NOT BE
You lyin’ dog you.
FAMILY FINDS CROCODILE IN THE CHICKEN COOP
Like Daniel in the lions den, only in reverse.
TEEN CRASHES CAR, COPS FIND MULTIPLE DRIVING OFFENSES ON HIS DASHCAM
Let’s go to the videotape.
MAN DIGS HOLE IN HOUSE TO LOOK FOR BURIED TREASURE, FALLS INTO HOLE, DIES
Google “The Far Side, That time was just too close George”
BANANAS THAT DON’T TURN BROWN AND SAVE THE PLANET
Behold, the mighty banana.
CROCODILE LEAPS INTO FISHERMAN’S BOAT
Leapin’ lizards!
SPIDER IN THE EAR
Eight arms to hold you.
DENMARK’S QUEEN QUITS QUEENING
Lousy country, but their flag is a big plus.
LUCASFILM SUES STAR WARS CAR WASH IN CHILE
Let the foam applicator be with you.