ENGLAND RUNNING OUT OF GHOSTS
Low spirits.
CHICKENS 1: WOMAN FINDS 40 ROTISSERIE CHICKENS IN THE YUKON WOODS
Locals are calling in the eggs-perts.
STUDY: CROWS CAN COUNT TO FOUR
Five is right out.
STREET PERFORMER TURF WAR: MARIACHIS VS. FIRE-BREATHER
This band es en fuego!
AUDIO: THE WORM CHARMING CHAMPIONSHIPS
As opposed to the Charming Worm Championships.
FRANCE INTRODUCES THE SCRATCH-AND-SNIFF POSTAGE STAMP
Guess what the scratch-and-sniff Francis the Talking Mule smells like?
MOTORCYCLIST ROBS LAMBORGHINI DRIVER, LAMBORGHINI RAMS MOTORCYCLIST
Whammo, bammo, thank you, Lambo.