OWNERS HAVE TO REBUILD PUB THEY DEMOLISHED (AND PROBABLY BURNED)
The Leaning Pub of Himley.
WILLY WONKA WONDERLAND JUST A WANK
♫ Come with me, and you’ll see / A world of major disappointment…♫♪
SOUTH KOREAN COMPANY PAYS WORKERS $75,000 TO HAVE A BABY
♫ Having my baby… ♪♫
IRISH WOMAN LOSES DISABILITY PAYMENT AFTER BEING CAUGHT TOSSING XMAS TREE
’twas truly a miracle, b’jaysus.
SPANISH PRIEST ARRESTED FOR DEALING VIAGRA
Someone’s going to have a VERY Good Friday.
NAKED MAN FESTIVAL ENDING AFTER 1,000 YEARS
Don’t look, Ethel!
DOG PICKS WINNING LOTTERY TICKET
Why, you lucky dog!
STOLEN IRAQI GOLD BARS DISCOVERED IN RESTORED TANK
Helluva clog in the fuel line.