WORLD’S OLDEST CRITTER DIES AT 193
At least this year we eat.
GAMBLING SITE MAKES ERROR, ASKS FOR ITS MONEY BACK
No, see, you didn’t REALLY win. It’s kind of a funny story…
STUPID WHALE GETS STUCK AGAIN
Look at me! Look at me!
SCOTTISH SUPERMARKET MISTAKENLY ORDERS 38,000 POUNDS OF BANANAS
“Hello, I’d like to order 2,000 monkeys?”
THIEVES STEAL PAINTINGS BY ARTISTS YOU’VE HEARD OF
Fish, fruit and a fiddler.
MASSIVE KITKAT BAR THEFT
Aw, gimme a break.
D’ARTAGNAN FOUND, MAYBE
All for one, and all that.
POPE HOLDS AN EXORCIST SUMMIT
The hell he did.