COMMERCIAL JETLINER PILOT BUZZES HIS HOMETOWN ON HIS LAST FLIGHT
Hvað ætla þeir að gera, reka mig?
UGANDAN ARMY GENERAL WANTS $1 BILLION, AND A BEAUTIFUL TURKISH WOMAN
Opportunity knocks, ladies.
CANADA BESET BY FAKE SYRUP SCANDAL
Unpure thoughts.
MAN STEALS FAMILY’S INHERITANCE, BLOWS IT ON HORSE SEMEN
What a vial thing to do.
RUSSIAN WANTS SOVEREIGN TERRITORY ON THE MOON
Just what the moon needs: assholes.
CRUISE PASSENGERS MAROONED ON “CAST AWAY” ISLAND
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the captain’s name was Wilson?
RAPUNZEL ATTACKED BY CROWS
Disneyland is for the birds.
THIEVES STEALING OUTHOUSES IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
We’re not privy to the details.