CRUISE PASSENGER BIT BY SWIMMING PIG
And he paid for the experience.
DRUG BINGE LEADS TO A HOTEL BATHTUB FULL OF POTATOES
The potatoes weren’t the only thing fried.
BEACH BRIDE BATS BEE, FLINGS RING
Flew off her ring flinger.
97-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WING-WALKS
World’s oldest barnstormer.
MAN STANDS ON HOSPITAL ROOF DRESSED AS THE GRIM REAPER
“Death, be not douchebag.” – John Donne (maybe)
WOMEN’S CYCLING SEEKS BRA INSPECTOR
Schwinnnnnnn(g)!
CHINESE ROBOT BARBERS
I don’t want that thing anywhere near my ears.
MAN’S GAS CLEARS MOVIE THEATER
Barking spiders, man.