WEIGHTLIFTER ATTACKED FOR MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE AT THE GYM
Look at me, I’m strong, ooo…
WIN A NIGHT ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
Bring a blanket.
FIRST DATE ABANDONS INJURED GIRL ON MOUNTAIN
Late for work. Sorry, bye.
AUTHOR KILLED PEOPLE, USED DETAILS IN HIS BOOKS
Write what you know.
DUREX ISSUES CONDOM RECALL
Not the kind of thing you want to hear.
SAUDI COUPLE JAILED AFTER KISS DURING DRIVING LESSON
It was just a peck on the cheek.