WOMAN IN MORGUE COOLER FOUND ALIVE
Oops.
TERRIFYING PARASAILING INCIDENT
Rope breaks, she crashes at an airport.
BUNNY CAUSES BOMB SCARE AT AIRPORT
Left in a shopping bag in the ladies room.
MEN FIGHT OVER THE LAST AVAILABLE URINAL
Pissing match.
GUY SMASHES ATM WHEN IT ATE HIS CARD, DENIED HIM PIE
Should have pled insanity.
JAPANESE CASTAWAY FORCED OFF HIS ISLAND
30 years, naked and alone.
DOG INFESTED WITH 85 TICKS
Not to mention the rest of the house.
NORWAY, LAND OF CHLAMYDIA
It’s easy to catch chlamydia in the back of fjord.