ITALIAN POLICE FIND $3.5 MILLION HIDDEN IN APARTMENT WALLS
They’ll never think to look there.
SAMSUNG SENDS FIRMWARE UPDATE THAT BRICKS THEIR REFRIGERATORS
Stopped them cold. Or, rather, warm.
BEE THIEVES STRIKE QUEENSLAND
Yes, it was a sting operation.
2032 OLYMPICS ROWING WILL BE HELD IN CROC-INFESTED RIVER
Crikey, that river is croc-y.
ANNOYING KIDS LEFT BEHIND ON FIELD TRIP
♪♫ 99 fliaš piva na stene…♫
TEACHER BROKE INTO A HOUSE ALONG WITH HIS STUDENTS
Hands-on learning.
AIRLINE BREAKS TRACK STAR’S JAVELINS
Them’s the breaks.
BEACHCOMBERS CLAIM TO FIND KNEECAP; IT WAS JUST A SEA POTATO
Goes great with a sea steak.
RHINO POACHER TRAMPLED BY ELEPHANTS
Another of those Circle of Life things.