D’ARTAGNAN FOUND, MAYBE
All for one, and all that.
POPE HOLDS AN EXORCIST SUMMIT
The hell he did.
WHALE STRANDED ON GERMAN BEACH
Das Meer war an diesem Tag wütend, meine Freunde.
CANADIAN DISASTER: TIM HORTON’S COLOR-CHANGING MUGS RECALLED
The Great White Ouch.
STRANDED SKIERS WRITE S.O.S. WITH ICE CHUNKS
Never mind, it says, “HELF.”
KAYAKERS ATTACKED BY HOT AIR BALLOON
The Golden Age Of Ambush Ballooning.
GOLDFISH DRIVES CAR 40 FEET
It was a little car.
JAPANESE MAN FALLS INTO HOLE ON TOP OF HIBERNATING BEAR
Crankier than the average bear.