CONDUCTOR KNOCKS £1 MILLION VIOLIN OUT OF SOLIST’S HANDS
Smashing!
CONDOM SHORTAGE DUE TO IRAN WAR DISRUPTIONS
Things are hard all over, I guess.
FARMER TO BREED UGLIER COWS
Don’t have a cow, man.
INDIAN TEMPLE REQUIRES VISITORS TO DRINK THE SECRET SAUCE
Respect the cow. Respect it!
BULLFIGHTER GORED IN THE RECTUM
Darn near killed ‘im.
BRIDE SPLASHED WITH PAINT BY HER EVIL SISTER-IN-LAW
The bride wore black (splotches).
SAFARI GUIDE HAS DREAM COME TRUE!
“Like people, some of them are just jerks.” – The Simpsons
SHAKESPEARE’S HOUSE DOTH FOUND
Much ado about nothing – it doesn’t exist anymore.
BUS DRIVER FIRED FOR LETTING WOMAN SIT IN HIS LAP WHILE DRIVING
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?