MAN’S GAS CLEARS MOVIE THEATER
Barking spiders, man.
ARTIST FINDS HIS GALLERY ARTWORK AT THRIFT STORE
Know your audience.
MAN BURNS DOWN FAMILY HOUSE HE WAS MEANT TO INHERIT
Three. Hun. Dred. Six. Ty. Five. De. Grees. Burning down the house.
KING CHARLES SEEKS NEW ASSISTANT
Live like a king.
CANADIAN TOWN TO SMELL NOTICEABLY BETTER SOON
Wake up and smell the coffee, finally.
POLICE SEEK DARTS FAN DRESSED AS A LOBSTER
Never argue with a lobster.
SWISS DOG OWNERS MUST NOW CLEAN UP URINE
Once again, cats get off scot-free.
TURKISH GOVERNOR FIRED FOR WEARING TIGHT CYCLING SHORTS
Next time take up bowling.