MAN BRINGS DEAD SISTER’S SKELETON TO BANK TO CLOSE HER ACCOUNT
Dig it.
HOT? CARRY AN ONION IN YOUR POCKET
Which was the style at the time.
COBRA IN PANTS LEADS TO TOURIST DEATH
Yeah, go ahead, I guess. Put the cobra up my pants.
NEW TEST TELLS IF YOU’RE GOING TO DIE REALLY, REALLY SOON
Don’t worry, it’s not an essay test.
AUDIO: IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NATURIST AND NATURALIST
Dress for the weather.
CONDOM SHORTAGE DUE TO IRAN WAR DISRUPTIONS
Things are hard all over, I guess.
FARMER TO BREED UGLIER COWS
Don’t have a cow, man.
INDIAN TEMPLE REQUIRES VISITORS TO DRINK THE SECRET SAUCE
Respect the cow. Respect it!
BULLFIGHTER GORED IN THE RECTUM
Darn near killed ‘im.