AIR INDIA PILOT TESTS POSITIVE FOR POT
The mile-high club.
SULTAN OF BRUNEI STRIPS DAUGHTER-IN-LAW OF ALL ROYAL TITLES
Change the locks on the palace.
POWER COMPANY REROUTED CABLE TO AVOID “DOBBY’S GRAVE”
“Such a beautiful place, to be with friends.” – Dobby the Elf
CRUISE PASSENGER BIT BY SWIMMING PIG
And he paid for the experience.
DRUG BINGE LEADS TO A HOTEL BATHTUB FULL OF POTATOES
The potatoes weren’t the only thing fried.
BEACH BRIDE BATS BEE, FLINGS RING
Flew off her ring flinger.
97-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WING-WALKS
World’s oldest barnstormer.
MAN STANDS ON HOSPITAL ROOF DRESSED AS THE GRIM REAPER
“Death, be not douchebag.” – John Donne (maybe)