CHINESE HOTEL RUN BY ROBOTS
Make your next stay at the Red Roomba Inn.
100 MONKEYS ON THE LOOSE IN THAILAND
A barrel of monkeys.
STERILIZE YOUR CAR WITH UV LIGHT
A bit of the old ultraviolet.
MEXICAN BATMAN CATCHING, DUCT-TAPING MOTORBIKE THIEVES
Holy frijoles, Batman.
BANK ROBBER ESCAPES ON SCOOTER, TWICE
Gotta scoot, bye!
ROBOT TOILET COMES WHEN CALLED
How commodious.
BRITISH ICE CREAM STAND CLOSES DUE TO HEAT
They all scream.
THE WORLD’S LOUDEST PERSON: 122 DECIBELS
Loud and proud.
CITY GRANTS RIGHTS TO TREES
Freedom of beech.