AN ITALIAN JOB
Not THE Italian Job.
DUTCH QUEEN JOINS THE ARMY RESERVE
Battle royal.
WOMAN ADJUSTS TRAFFIC MIRROR FOR FENG-SHUI, CAUSES TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS
On reflection, a bad idea.
MAN HAD WORLD WAR I ARTILLERY SHELL IN RECTUM
One in a million shot, doc.
13-YEAR OLD SWIMS OVER 2 MILES TO SAVE FAMILY
Says, “Arms very tired.”
WORLD POPULATION COUNT MAY BE OFF BY A LOT
I blame that new math they teach in elementary school.
TALK TO A HORSE
Of course, of course.
RUSSIAN DISNEYLAND
Самое серое место на Земле!