CLEVER THIEF HIDES FROM POLICE BY PRETENDING TO CRAP IN A PUBLIC PLACE

In Jamaica, a judge last Friday heard the case of Marlon McKenzie, who saw a man seated in a car wearing a gold chain, and decided to steal the chain. McKenzie allegedly walked up to the car, grabbed the chain from the man’s neck, and ran. The man alerted police, and they gave chase. The thief, in trying to elude the police, went to an area, dropped his pants, and pretended that he was defecating. McKenzie was held by the police and charged with larceny. In court Friday, in his own defense, McKenzie told the judge, “Your Honor, I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever do it again.”
* One “never” and four “evers”. I think he means it, judge.
* Wait – was he talking about the stealing or the pretend pooping?
* Bonnie and Clyde used to use the “pooping in public” trick all the time.
* Interesting way to summon the Cloak of Invisibility. They did the same thing in “Harry Potter”, didn’t they?