PSYCHIC CAT TO PREDICT WORLD CUP WINNERS

A Russian cat is predicting the results of the World Cup soccer matches. Achilles, a white cat who spends his days catching mice at the St. Petersburg’s Hermitage Museum, got a reputation as a psychic last summer by predicting a number of results correctly in the Confederations Cup, which was also held in Russia. The cat is offered two bowls of food with the flags of the two teams’ nations over each. His first prediction of the tournament was Russia versus Saudi Arabia. Russia thumped the Saudis 5-0.
* Or “nil” as they say in soccer. Or “football” as they say in, uh, soccer.
* Rachel Maddow says the Russian cat is colluding with the beaver on Trump’s head.
* I have a psychic cat, too. No, wait – I have a PSYCHOTIC cat. It keeps attacking the faucet.
* They tried doing the Psychic Cat routine in North Korea, but the guy running the show stole all the cat food to feed his family. And also the cat.