THE MAN WITH THE LEECH UP HIS NOSE
For two weeks.
OLDEST WOMAN IN WORLD TURNS 129, STILL WISHES SHE WERE DEAD
“I have not had a single happy day in my life.”
MAN PUMPS HIS FECES INTO EX-FRIEND’S MAIL SLOT
With a homemade pump.
IN SEARCH OF… THE LOCH NESS MONSTER’S DNA
A “global team of scientists.”
ANNE FRANK’S DIARY HAD DIRTY JOKES
Why, Anne Frank, you little scamp!
ROYAL WEDDING: SOMEONE’S SPRAY-PAINTING “FORK” ALONG THE ROUTE
Quizzical graffiti.
FINLAND’S ALL-FEMALE ISLAND RESORT
Opening in June.
AUDIO: SEXUALITY EXPERT SUGGESTS ASKING BABY IF IT’S OK TO CHANGE DIAPER
Still waiting for an answer, Junior.
THIEF STEALS MCDONALD’S MONOPOLY PIECES
That’s not playing fair.