GUY DRIVES TO POLICE STATION FOR BREATHALYZER TO PROVE HE’S NOT DRUNK

In Mississauga, Ontario, a man at a bar early last Wednesday morning wanted to prove to his friends that he wasn’t drunk. He got in his car, drove to a police station and asked for a breath test. Officers obliged. His blood-alcohol level was allegedly one-and-a-half times the legal limit. The 32-year-old man was charged with impaired driving.
* His brain was charged with impaired thinking.
* The surprise here is that he was only one-and-a-half times over the limit.
* “Friends don’t let friends drive drunk … to a police station.”
* Somebody get this idiot a Breathalyzer for his birthday.
* Guy’s name wasn’t Otis, was it? From the Andy Griffith Show?