MAN TIES HELIUM BALLOONS TO BLOW-UP DOLL
And is arrested.
HUMAN CANNONBALL OVERSHOOTS THE NET
Bad career trajectory.
JAPANESE TOWN SEEKS NINJAS
Help wanted.
BIRD-EATING SPIDERS ON THE LOOSE IN BRITAIN
Maybe. Probably. Don’t worry. Possibly.
5,300-YEAR-OLD MAN ATE MEAT, CEREAL, FERNS
A part of this nutritious breakfast.
MAN CUTS OFF WORLD’S LONGEST FINGERNAILS
29 feet of fingernail.
WOMAN PUTS RUBY RING INSIDE BALLOON, WHICH THEN DRIFTS OFF
Last seen three miles away.
AUDIO: ISRAEL GOING TO THE MOON
Meh. Just a little lunar lander, nothing special, boubie.