BRITISH PARLIAMENT DINING ROOM CHANGES NAME OF DESSERT TO “SPOTTED RICHARD”
STD: Super Tasty Dessert.
CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND SABOTAGED MAN’S MUSICAL CAREER
Clarinet? Clari-NOT!
FRENCH POLICE STOP TERRORIST PLOT TO BOMB SEX CLUB
One big bang in exchange for another.
PSYCHIC CAT TO PREDICT WORLD CUP WINNERS
So far: 100%. (one game)
WOMAN CALLS 911 OVER SLOW PIZZA
Alcohol was NOT involved.
DRUNK MAN HAD INFLATABLE DOLL ON AIRPLANE
Plane diverts.
WHALE TRAINER PUTS LIPSTICK ON A BELUGA
It’s adorable. But don’t do it.
MCDONALD’S BATHROOM RESTRICTIONS IN AUSTRALIA
Bathroom code is on the receipt.
THE MAN WITH THE LEECH UP HIS NOSE
For two weeks.