DUREX ISSUES CONDOM RECALL

Durex condom company has issued a recall of five batches of its condoms sold in the UK and Ireland over concerns about the “burst pressure” of the products. The company discovered a fault in batches of 12-pack Durex ‘Real Feel’ and Durex ‘Latex-Free’ condoms, all manufactured this year, which were found not to meet the requirements for burst pressure towards the end of their shelf life. According to the company, the fault could see “an increase in the number of condoms that burst during application or use” for the affected batches of condoms. The expiration date of the affected batches is between December 2020 and February 2021, with five batches sold in the Republic of Ireland among those affected.
* So stop bragging, fellas, it was a manufacturing defect.
* You’re supposed to send them back? Eww! Oh – you mean BEFORE!
* How do they know they won’t meet the burst test toward the end of their shelf life in 2020 and 2021? Does Durex have a time machine?
* By the way, if you can’t use up a 12-pack of condoms in three years, you gotta get on Tinder.
* Hey, Durex – take your crappy condoms and shove ’em!