WOMAN PLANS AIRPORT FLASH MOB FOR HUSBAND, HE DOESN’T SHOW

Attorney Lindsey Eastwood wanted to surprise her husband Jon with a flash mob at Atlanta’s Hartsfield Airport, to celebrate his arrival after finally getting approval for his immigration visa. Jon, who’s from Wales, married Lindsey in July 2017, but it took nearly 12 months before he could legally move to the U.S. to join his wife. Jon was set to arrive at the Atlanta airport last Friday. To mark the special occasion, Lindsey organized a group of local singers and dancers to perform a flash mob mashup of “Coming to America,” “I’m Gonna Be (500 miles),” “At Last,” “I Knew You Were Waiting” and “Welcome Home” for when he got off the plane. The only problem? He never showed. His flight to Atlanta was delayed, and he couldn’t fly in until Saturday. Lindsey had the flash mob perform anyway for the airport crowd.
* Flash mob? 500 Miles? What decade is this?
* Imagine having to pay for an entire flash mob’s parking at the airport.
* Was he on United? ‘Cause they have a way of ruining everything.
* She asked the airline for an explanation, but all she got was a song and dance.
* Look, all you immigrants, America does NOT do flash mobs for everyone who arrives here, okay? This was a one-time thing.
* Then they were all arrested by TSA.