WOMAN FEARS HALLOWEEN, HIRES SOMEONE TO TAKE HER CHILDREN TRICK-OR-TREATING
“Social anxiety”
MECHANIC ACCIDENTALLY BLOWS UP FIGHTER JET
Hey, what does this button do?
INJURED WOMAN CLAIMS CATAPULTED OUT OF BED DURING SEX
It was just one of those flings.
COLLEGE TEACHES MARIJUANA FARMING
Higher learning.
NAKED DRUNK MAN JUMPS INTO AQUARIUM SHARK TANK
Lucky it was cold water.
DOCTORS TO PRESCRIBE WALKING, COOKING CLASSES FOR LONELY PEOPLE
Take two laps and call me in the morning.
MAN BREAKS 243 WALNUTS WITH HIS HEAD IN ONE MINUTE
And they said it couldn’t be done.
WIFE CATCHES BUS DRIVER’S MISTRESS RIDING ON HIS LAP
“The driver of the bus / Goes up and down…”
MAN HAD 6-INCH WORM REMOVED FROM EYE
India. Again.
WOMAN HAS TO EXPLAIN HOW SHE SPENT $21 MILLION AT HARROD’S DEPARTMENT STORE
Husband was a government banker, in jail for embezzling.