HORSE, WITH LONG FACE, WALKS INTO A BAR
No joke.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT TELLS MOM THERE’S A RULE AGAINST CRYING BABIES
There isn’t (but there should be).
BIONIC PENIS MAN HAS FIRST SEX, THEN IS UNCONCIOUS FOR FIVE DAYS
Turned out to be a gall bladder problem.
DRUNK AIRLINE PASSENGER TRIES TO CHARGE PHONE IN COCKPIT
What is up with India’s airlines?
AIRLINE PASSENGER TRIES TO OPEN DOOR, THINKING IT’S THE BATHROOM
First time on a plane. Uh huh.
AUDIO: NEPAL DOUBLES WILD TIGER POPULATION
Yay, we’re going to be eaten by tigers.
COMPANY ENDS LINGERIE LINE NAMED AFTER FAMOUS CANADIAN WOMEN
Women were offended, for some reason.