MALE ESCORT SAYS WOMEN JUST WANT TO TALK

An Australian man who quit a high-paying job in corporate finance to become a male escort has revealed the things many women ask for. Ryan James, 31, told Australia’s “The Morning Show” he charges between $285 and $4,300 for his services. Sex work is legal in Australia, although it is regulated differently by the country’s six states. He says that, from what he sees, men are more focused on the sexual side of things, but with women, they spend a lot of time talking. James said his most popular request from women was a luxury dinner date, which includes six hours of pampering or pleasure, an overnight sleepover and breakfast in the morning. “Any encounter we have will be truly memorable, leaving you wanting to come back again and again.”
* He’ll didgeridoo you over and over.
* “Here is your breakfast.” “You forgot the … sausage.”
* He left corporate finance because he wanted to screw people differently.
* Listening to women talk. Better or worse than listening to corporate finance presentations?
* I got that joke from (name your male partner, news guy, or midday guy, etc.).