DRUNK MAN HAD INFLATABLE DOLL ON AIRPLANE
Plane diverts.
WHALE TRAINER PUTS LIPSTICK ON A BELUGA
It’s adorable. But don’t do it.
MCDONALD’S BATHROOM RESTRICTIONS IN AUSTRALIA
Bathroom code is on the receipt.
THE MAN WITH THE LEECH UP HIS NOSE
For two weeks.
OLDEST WOMAN IN WORLD TURNS 129, STILL WISHES SHE WERE DEAD
“I have not had a single happy day in my life.”
MAN PUMPS HIS FECES INTO EX-FRIEND’S MAIL SLOT
With a homemade pump.
IN SEARCH OF… THE LOCH NESS MONSTER’S DNA
A “global team of scientists.”
ANNE FRANK’S DIARY HAD DIRTY JOKES
Why, Anne Frank, you little scamp!
ROYAL WEDDING: SOMEONE’S SPRAY-PAINTING “FORK” ALONG THE ROUTE
Quizzical graffiti.