SECOND HUSBAND FINDS BONES OF FIRST HUSBAND WHILE DIGGING IN THE GARDEN

A 52-year-old Russian man in the Siberian town of Luzino was digging up potatoes in his garden when he found human bones and a skull. He went to tell his 60-year-old wife. She told him: “Don’t worry, it’s my first husband.” She said to rebury the bones, forget about it, and don’t tell police. But he did tell and his wife confessed, claiming her first husband came home drunk in 1997 and began hitting her. So, she said, she grabbed an axe and hit him in the head. When she discovered he was dead she cut up his body and buried the parts in the garden – where they lay undisturbed for 21 years until her second husband dug for potatoes. She faces 10 years in prison if found guilty of the murder.
* “Irina, my love, what is this funny taste in the potatoes?” “That would be Boris.”
* What got the guy concerned was, he was her third husband.
* I’ll bet before he went to the cops, he hid the axe.
* She slices, she dices, she makes mounds and mounds of Julienne fries.
* One potato, two potato, three potato gore.
* She mashed in his skull.