02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS MAN KILLED BY HIS MOTHER’S COFFIN Byadmin June 19 And you thought your mother was controlling.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS BABY BORN ON FRENCH METRO TO GET 25 YEARS OF FREE RIDES Byadmin June 19 Le plop.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS RESTAURANT’S “ALL YOU CAN EAT” POLICY BACKFIRES Byadmin June 18 As they always do.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS CLEVER THIEF HIDES FROM POLICE BY PRETENDING TO CRAP IN A PUBLIC PLACE Byadmin June 18 Didn’t work.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS BRITISH PARLIAMENT DINING ROOM CHANGES NAME OF DESSERT TO “SPOTTED RICHARD” Byadmin June 15 STD: Super Tasty Dessert.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND SABOTAGED MAN’S MUSICAL CAREER Byadmin June 15 Clarinet? Clari-NOT!
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS FRENCH POLICE STOP TERRORIST PLOT TO BOMB SEX CLUB Byadmin June 14 One big bang in exchange for another.
02 INTERNATIONAL NEWS PSYCHIC CAT TO PREDICT WORLD CUP WINNERS Byadmin June 14 So far: 100%. (one game)