BABY BORN ON FRENCH METRO TO GET 25 YEARS OF FREE RIDES

A French woman gave birth on a Metro commuter train in Paris on Monday. As a reward, the newborn was granted free train rides until his 25th birthday. The birth took place around 11 a.m. and disrupted travel on the line for about an hour. After the baby boy was safely delivered, the mother and child were transferred to the nearest hospital where they were reported to be doing well.
* Bet that ambulance ride is going to cost them. They should have taken the train to the hospital.
* The baby just le plopped out.
* To put the baby to sleep, they just repeat “Klicketa-klicketa-klicketa-klicketa …”
* Great. Now every French woman nine months pregnant is going to be piling on the train.