WINNER OF BEER MILE CLASSIC DISQUALIFIED
He didn’t drink enough.
GUY SOLVES SIX RUBIK’S CUBES UNDERWATER
Quite the daredevil.
IRISH HIKER HIT BY FALLING SHEEP
What are the odds.
RESTAURANT BUSTED FOR SERVING ENDANGERED TARANTULA TACOS
Mmmm….blackened tarantula.
DRIVER UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
Booze, pot, meth, coke, crack, oxy…
MAN SWALLOWED 87 NAILS
Guess he… got the point.
PRISON GUARDS PUT ACCUSED KILLER, TESTIFYING WITNESS IN SAME CELL
With expected results.