ZOO BUILDS PENGUIN ENCLOSURE, STOCKS IT WITH PLASTIC PENGUINS
Penguin shortage.
PARENTS LEAVE 5-YEAR-OLD AT AIRPORT AFTER VACATION
“I thought you had her.”
BLOWN-UP SUITCASE CONTAINED COCONUTS
Suspicious luggage.
UNIVERSITY BANS CLAPPING
Hold your applause.
THE DISGUSTING FOOD MUSEUM
Mmmm…mouse wine.
UBER DRIVER PICKS UP HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER
They were on their way to a motel.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT TELLS MOM THERE’S A RULE AGAINST CRYING BABIES
There isn’t (but there should be).
BIONIC PENIS MAN HAS FIRST SEX, THEN IS UNCONCIOUS FOR FIVE DAYS
Turned out to be a gall bladder problem.