HORSE, WITH LONG FACE, WALKS INTO A BAR

Customers were enjoying their drinks at a bar in Chantilly, north of Paris, when a race horse pushed the door open and walked in, knocking over chairs and tables. They knew it was a race horse because it was saddled up ready for a race. In adition, the bar was a Pari Mutuel bar, where patrons can place bets. The horse had dumped her rider at the Chantilly Race Course stables, less than a mile away, then took off on the road, crossed a roundabout and, for reasons unknown, entered the bar. Nobody was hurt, and even the horse showed no trauma or anxiety.
(video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrMqTu6YcKw)
* “Sorry, we don’t serve three-year-olds.”
* The priest, the minister and the rabbi thought it was the funniest thing they ever saw.
* Knocking over tables and chairs? Sounds like the horse was overserved at the last joint.
* The bartender said, “We don’t see a lot of horses in here.” And the horse says, “I’m not suprised, at these prices.”
* But then, a Shetland pony walks into a bar, has a few drinks, and pulls out a $10. Bartender says, “Sorry pal, you’re short.”