FAMILY WAKES UP TO BACKYARD GEYSER

Sink holes are so last week. The new thing is backyard geysers. A New Zealand family fled their home after a geyser started swallowing the property. Susan Gedye said she awoke last Tuesday morning at her home in Rotorua to what she initially thought was an earthquake. She looked out her kitchen window and spotted a big geyser of mud coming out of the ground. Gedye and her family abandoned their home as a precaution. By Thursday the geyser had started to engulf Gedye’s garage.
* “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Hell.”
* “Well, here’s mud in yer eye. And your backyard. And your garage …”
* Opening soon – the Gedye Hot Spring and Mud Bath Spa.
* Is a female geyser called a girlser?