RICH SNOBS HIRING PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE PICS OF THEIR YEAR-LONG VACATION
Pays $100,000.
4TH GRADERS ASKED TO SOLVE MURDER OF ELF
Who offed the elf?
AUDIO: ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS: I QUIT
Teen quits over p.a. system.
DRUNK DRIVER HANDS OVER HAMBURGER INSTEAD OF LICENSE
Cops were grilling him.
MAN LEARNS HIS TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER IS 4,000-YEAR OLD-POTTERY
Bought for 5 bucks at a flea market.
MAN HAS VIBRATING BLUETOOTH COMPASS EMBEDDED IN HIS CHEST
Captain Direction!
HOSPITAL INUNDATED WITH STOOL SAMPLES
They’re tired of your $#!%