WOMAN BUYS KID’S SHEPHERD COSTUME FROM AMAZON, COMES WITH BLOW-UP SEX SHEEP

In Scotland, Helen Cox, 46, bought a shepherd’s costume from Amazon for her son’s role in the school Nativity play. The costume was advertised as “Labreeze Boys Brown Shepherd’s Nativity Costume With Inflatable Sheep”. She had her son take the costume to school. That afternoon, he came home from school with the sheep. Mrs. Cox decided to blow up the sheep for her son to play with, and that’s when she noticed that the blow-up sheep was actually an inflatable sheep sex-doll with a very obvious orifice on the backside. Amazon later confirmed that the product was no longer available online.
* Jesus wept.
* Wham, Bam, Thank You, Lamb!
* It’s Scotland. Put the thing on eBay, you’ll make a fortune.
* I would have kilt to see the look on mom’s face.
* The school said to “get it the flock out of here.”