MOM WRESTLES COUGAR OFF OF 7-YEAR-OLD SON
Bad kitty.
BRIDE DEMANDS MORE WEDDING GIFT MONEY
$200 and a candle wasn’t enough.
NAKED COP ARRESTS NAKED SUSPECT IN SAUNA
The Naked Gun 4: Literally.
POLICE REFUSE HELP FROM BATMAN
Commissioner Gordon has been notified.
STREET MUSICIAN CAUSES PANIC DURING COMMUTE
The Barefoot Trumpeter.
MAN SUES OVER CO-WORKER’S FARTING ON HIM
In his general direction.
MAN IN THONG WALKS THROUGH RUSSIAN MUSEUM
With a nefarious purpose.
MEAT PLANT WORKER KICKED BY ZOMBIE COW
Night of the Living Cow.