NAKED COUPLE FALLS TO THEIR DEATH DURING SEX
A naked couple fell to their deaths while having sex on a third-floor balcony in Quito, Ecuador. The 28-year-old woman and her 35-year-old lover were locked in a passionate embrace when they slipped over the edge – and plunged onto the terrace below. The tragic pair was discovered by a neighbor, who heard a loud crash and rushed outside to investigate. Detectives are investigating the circumstances, but said the couple wasn’t paying attention to the height of the balcony wall and toppled over it while having sex.
* Effing idiots.
* Well, they died doing what they loved.
* That would be the second time they fell for each other.
* At the end, their relationship took a nose dive.
* It pays to practice safe sex, which means in a bed with safety harnesses.
* At least my wife keeps telling me they’re safety harnesses.
CLIP: A bit of Elvis singing, “I can’t help falling in love with you.”
