POLITE CANADIAN DRIVERS CAUSING ACCIDENTS
No, you go.
CHILDREN BANNED FROM PLAYGROUND FOR BEING TOO LOUD
Sorry, no fun allowed.
SWISS AIR FORCE AERIAL TEAM PERFORMS OVER WRONG FESTIVAL
No, no – I said the SECOND Alp on the right.
ZOO BRINGS IN TWO OLDER FEMALE RHINOS TO TEACH YOUNG MALE HOW TO DO IT
“Mrs. Rhinocerous-son, you’re trying to seduce me.”
FINE WINE THEFT
The wine was fine, not the theft.
MAN STARTS MOVING AT HIS OWN FUNERAL
Did not want to go on the cart.
DALAI LAMA CONFIRMS: IF THE NEXT ONE’S A WOMAN, SHE BETTER BE HOT
No one wants an uggo Dalai Lama.