WIENERMOBILES FOR SALE

Not one, but two Wienermobiles are for sale (* Wienermobiles for sale? Hot dog!). A listing came up on Canadian car site Kijiji with a picture of two Oscart Mayer Wienermobiles for sale in Alberta, $12,000 or best offer. They’re listed as Used, model year 2006, automatic transmission with rear-wheel drive, 2 doors, 4 seats,and they take diesel gas. And, says the listing, they each include a sunroof.
* Good, because you don’t want to roast in a Wienermobile.
* Wienermobiles. And you’d have to be a real wiener to buy one.
* These are redhot deals. Frankly.
* I hear the Trojan company is interested in repurposing them.