SOCCER TEAM OWNER BLAMES BAD SEASON ON TOO MUCH SEX

A Romanian soccer team are on their fifth year without a title, and their owner believes it’s because his players are having too much sex. FCSB is Romania’s most successful club, with 26 national titles to their name. However, they are currently on a losing streak, without a league title since 2015. The owner, Gigi Becali, told local media: “My players are making love with their girlfriends too often, that’s why they aren’t playing football so well lately.” He says another team, the Cluj, are on course for a third successive victory because their coach is keeping his players contained. Mr. Becali said of the opposing team’s coach, “Look at Dan Petrescu. CFR players have sex only once a week.”
* What he’s saying is, the ball should only be in play during the game.
* It’s their fifth year without a title, and yet they’re scoring more than ever.
* If you look at the videotape, many of his players are having sex while the ball is down at the other end of the field. Lord knows they have enough time for it.
* Those opposing players fight to be the ones standing in front of a free kick, because a shot to the groin is as close as they’re going to come to getting any action.
* Sorry, folks, but this is why I haven’t been that great on the radio lately.