AUDIO: MOVERS DROP ONE-OF-A-KIND PIANO
Now it’s a heapsichord.
PETA: STOP USING THE WORD “PET”
It’s demeaning.
CROCODILE HAS TIRE STUCK ON ITS HEAD
Dork crocodile.
TRAFFIC LIGHT HONKERS ARE PUNISHED
Honk more, wait more.
WIN A NIGHT IN A CHEESE-THEMED HOTEL ROOM
Second prize is two nights.
JAPANESE BILLIONAIRE CANCELS “GIRLFRIEND TO THE MOON” SEARCH
Ground Control to Major Weirdo.
AUDIO: TEEN GETS HARMONICA STUCK IN MOUTH
That sucks. And blows.
ADVENTURE COMPANY MINISUB HITS TITANIC WRECK
Graze the Titanic.